February 2012
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If all I know about you is that your name is paige madison I pretty much know everything about you. You’re white and annoying.
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Listen, Mexican bitch who gave me all kinds of attitude at work.
I understand you need to pass your piss test at Mcdonalds and everything but don’t be walking into stores right away blurting that out ‘cause I ain’t gonna sell shit to you.
And if you think throwing big ass words at me are going to help you, guess what? I take that as disrespect.
Now get to steppin’.
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gizzadeq asked: You're awesome, why can't I have awesome people like you in my life? Can the world not take it?
brokusatsu asked: you know i was wondering why darth maul has his eyes looking at opposite directions
“This morning, with her, having coffee.”
– Johnny Cash, when asked for his definition of paradise. (via ladystilts)
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"When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a...
dresslad:
newleafrobin:
i-like-blue-boxes:
thenewfantastic:
criminallyobsessed:
hotel-denouement:
moral-highground:
yougotredonyou:
nicklex:
hannahisdead:
oh my god
BEST JOKE.
THIS JOKE SHALL BE TOLD FOREVER
misterfishy:
zombie apocalypse, makes babies
Wakes up alone in a deserted city, finds family 2 days later
escapes death, gets naked with wife
conflict arises, eye-fucks the camera
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